

Terrible service, and people are trying to make me feel guilty about not leaving a tip? *raises eyebrow*
RT @yesitsemmaa: What is Pi…3.14. look at it backwards. it spells Pie. #easy
Just got an awesome wand (for muggles: stick) and wingardium leviosa-ed nextdoors mini.did it work? If I told you I’d have to kill you. #fb
I lie.
Where is my sister?!
RT @mrchrisaddison: An awful lot of people surprised that I’ve only just seen the Lion King. They, of course, have seen every film ever …
RT @RufusHound: RT @davetomo85: If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. That is all. <=== As a Jew, I’m pretty sure he’d b …